Check out cool alien-themed stuff at Entity - Desktop Icons!

Also get a load of the Starbucks Delocator!


 PGP Pub Key

 The Vulture

 The Grammar Page

The End
of Atari

Dartmouth Time Sharing System

 The Gonzo Page

 The Maxx

 Apple's "1984"

 Dr. Bronner's

A poem


A self-
referential story

with BBEdit!

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